So, last night, I pull up to our driveway, and there's a large vehicle in front of the house, with "Plumber" written on the sides. Oh, yes.
At least, now, we have functioning taps in the master bathroom. Took a long time, though.
Poor forestcats tried to repair/replace them on her own, and wasn't successful; I commend her attempt, but I'm glad she did call appropriately for assistance.